EDVAARD THE VIRUS
A
study of quanta-cathodic hertzian viruses by Professor Ferënc Vröegop & Professor Uri Flach from the Psychic Energy Laboratory, University of Potsderania. |
Professors
Vroegöp & Flach joined the PEL under the direction of Professor
Edvaard Azelik and began studying quanta-cathodic phenomenons in 1985.
This unheard of field of research soon became a cause for mockery and
ostracism from their fellow students and some sceptical teachers, but
thanks to the unfaltering support of their mentor Professor Azelik, they
persisted and in 1989 captured their first hertzian virus in a old french
televison documentary. This first discovery, that they christianed Edvaard
in honor of their old teacher opened up new credit lines and allowed a
substantial bettering of their initial basilar technology, and was followed
by many other virus encounters, most of which are documented here. From 1989 to 1990 the dynamic duo led an international crusade against the proliferation of hertzian viruses throughout the world TV networks. Their unrelenting hunt for these nefarious entities led them from Potsderania to TV channels in Russia, Italy, France where in the programs of Canal+, a pay per view channel, they identified the original viruse's spawning ground and where they eradicated numerous species that were breeding in the Canal+ network, before finally tracking the last surviving hertzian virus to Nashville, Tennessee, USA, in the popular Grand Ole Opry TV show, where they destroyed it using an awesome weapon of their own design, the quanta-cathodic virus gun, based on a technology that they prefer not to disclose, so to protect humanity from it's fearsome power. It is the perilosity of the technologies involved in their line of work, and the possible catastrophies that might befall humanity if ever this quantic weaponry fell into the wrong hands, that led the two men to seek not recognition nor glory for their achievements but discretion and even secrecy, sometimes bordering on paranoïa. After their triumph against evil, happy but tested by the strain of their ordeal, the two men chose to go separate ways. Professor Vroëgop is now a world class pundit in film special effects, his expert knowledge of the innards of pictography making him a leading summity in computer graphics and a discreet but much sought after advisor on most of the major productions of the last decades, while Professor Flach returned to his native Potsderania where he recently rose once again to attention by inventing the Quantic Camera ® and using it to produce the stunning images collected in the much lauded space documentary, Planet of the Mandelbulbs. |
VIDEO FILES
VIRUS
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Document#1: First isolation of a quanta-cathodic hertzian virus by Professor Fërenc Vroëgop & Professor Uri Flach from the Psychic Energy Lab at the University of Potsderania. Detected in archive footage from french television INA archives on March 13th 1989. |
Document#2: Second isolation of a quanta-cathodic hertzian virus by Professor Fërenc Vroegöp & Professor Uri Flach from the Psychic Energy Lab at the University of Potsderania. Detected in station identity clip of pay per view channel C+, Paris, France on December 25th 1989. |
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Document#3: Third isolation of a quanta-cathodic hertzian virus by Professor Fërenc Vröegop & Professor Uri Flach from the Psychic Energy Lab at the University of Potsderania. Detected in station identity clip "cinema" of pay per view channel C+, Paris, France on December 29th 1989. | Document#4: Fourth isolation of a quanta-cathodic hertzian virus by Professor Fërenc Vroëgop & Professor Uri Flach from the Psychic Energy Lab at the University of Potsderania. Detected in station identity clip "infos" of pay per view channel C+, Paris, France on January 3rd 1990. | ||
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Document#5: Fifth isolation of a quanta-cathodic hertzian virus by Professor Fërenc Vroegöp & Professor Uri Flach from the Psychic Energy Lab at the University of Potsderania. Detected in station identity clip "sports" of pay per view channel C+, Paris, France on January 5th 1990. | Document#6: Sixth isolation of a quanta-cathodic hertzian virus by Professor Fërenc Vroëgop & Professor Uri Flach from the Psychic Energy Lab at the University of Potsderania. Detected in country music show on NBW7 channel. Nashville, Tennessee, USA. April 18th 1990. | ||
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Videos
produced by Vroegop-Flash/ LMDM / VDP / Remanence / Mikros Image/C+/
see credits below.
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MEDIA
Interview of
Professors Flach & Vröegop Professors Uri Flach & Ferënc Vroëgop interviewed in the control room of NBW7 TV channel in Nashville Tennessee. Rebroadcast by RTV4 in Brussels Belgium, french voice-over by John Pierre Le Pauls. April 18th 1990. After viewing this interview footage, the professors demanded that images showing the "virus gun", a sensitive technological equipment, be masked and not made public. |
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